
The Nintendo Ninja's Revenge
By sophiestoker

20 Dec, 2023

It was a day just like any other, until I spotted the Nintendo ninjas lurking outside my window. The sight of their dark silhouettes sent a chill down my spine. My heart pounded in my chest as I realized what this meant. I had been discovered.

They knew I had been modding games, and stealing ROMs. It was a hobby, a harmless pastime, I thought. But the Nintendo Corporation didn't see it that way. I was a criminal in their eyes, and they had come to serve justice.

My hands trembling, I peered out the window again. The ninjas were still there, a sea of black and red, their WiiZappers glinting in the sunlight. I gulped, knowing I had nowhere to run.

They had come for me, and I knew there was no way out. The fear was overwhelming, but I also felt a strange sense of calm. It was the end, and I was ready to face it.

The door was kicked open, and the ninjas stormed in. They moved with such speed, I barely had time to blink before they had surrounded me. I could only stare, paralyzed with fear.

Then, he appeared. Doug Bowser, the man himself, walked into the room. He was tall and imposing, dressed in a suit, and carried an air of authority.

He looked at me, his eyes hard and cold. "You've been a thorn in our side for too long," he said, his voice echoing in the silent room. "It's time to face the consequences."

I was taken to a makeshift courtroom, where I was judged for my crimes. The trial was short and swift, the verdict already decided. I was guilty, and the sentence was death.

I was taken back to my room, where I was given time to say my goodbyes. I had no family, no friends to mourn me. I was alone, and I would die alone.

The hours passed slowly, each minute feeling like an eternity. I could hear the clock ticking, the sound echoing in the empty room. It was a reminder of the inevitable, of the end that was nearing.

As the time drew near, I felt a strange sense of peace. I had lived a good life, had fun and enjoyed my time. I had no regrets, and I was ready to face the end.