The Farting Exam

    By Aahwaan Ansuman

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    12 May, 2024

    a girl sitting at a desk in a classroom with other students behind her and writing on a book in front of her, remodernism, computer graphics, Ai-Mitsu, official art

    Serena, a lively ten-year-old, was engrossed in her math assignment when the announcement came. A special health examination was scheduled for her class.

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    Their teacher, Miss Johnson, explained the unusual nature of the test. Each girl would have to, well, pass gas while a machine checked their health.

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    A doctor, with a friendly smile, was operating the machine. He tried to reassure the girls that it was a normal health examination, but Serena wasn't convinced.

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    Miss Johnson lined up the girls, reminding them of the consequences if they refused to participate. Serena was fifth in line, her heart pounding with anxiety.

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    One by one, the girls went behind the curtain. Each emerged with a red face, adding to Serena's growing fear. She wondered if she could escape somehow.

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    She watched as her friend exited the room, her face as red as a tomato. Serena gulped, feeling her stomach twist with nerves. It was now her turn.

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    The doctor's calm voice instructed Serena as she positioned herself. She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and let go of her embarrassment.

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    To her surprise, it wasn't as bad as she had imagined. She felt a sense of relief wash over her and a small smile crept onto her face.

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    Serena walked back into the classroom, joining her classmates. Miss Johnson gave her a nod of approval. The worst was over.

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    Soon, the doctor came in with the results. He praised the girls for their cooperation and explained how the test helped him identify potential health issues.

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    Miss Johnson turned the strange event into a lesson about the importance of health checks and overcoming embarrassment for the sake of wellbeing.

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    Serena listened, feeling proud for facing her fear. She learned a valuable lesson that day - sometimes, we need to step out of our comfort zone for our own good.