Seven Ate Nine

    By Job Ivan Tezigatwa

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    30 Jul, 2024

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    In the heart of the city lived a peculiar character known as Seven. He had a unique face, it was the number seven. He was known for his intelligence and wit, but also his strange eating habits.

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    A few blocks away lived Nine, as jolly as can be. He was quite the opposite of Seven, always found at the city's various food festivals, sampling all the delicacies he could find.

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    One sunny afternoon, Seven and Nine decided to meet at the city park. They enjoyed the pleasant weather, chatted about their adventures, and shared a hearty laugh.

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    Suddenly, Seven looked at Nine, his eyes gleaming with a strange curiosity. 'I wonder what you taste like,' he thought to himself, considering his unusual eating habits.

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    Seven lured Nine into a quiet alley, promising him a special treat. Nine, oblivious to Seven's intentions, followed him eagerly, excited about the surprise.

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    In a swift move, Seven gobbled up Nine. There was a moment of silence, followed by a loud burp. Seven patted his belly, satisfied with his unusual meal.

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    Meanwhile, at the police station, Eight, the city's most trusted officer, received news of Nine's mysterious disappearance. He was determined to solve the case and bring justice.

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    Eight visited the park, interviewed witnesses, and finally confronted Seven. Seven, with his belly still bloated, tried to act innocent but his nervousness gave him away.

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    In the court, Seven stood accused of his strange crime. Eight presented his findings, and the room buzzed with whispers. The judge listened intently, ready to pass his judgment.

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    The judge declared, 'Since Seven ate Nine, he will be sentenced to digest him and bring him back to life.' The room fell silent, awaiting Seven's response.

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    In compliance, Seven burped loudly and out came Nine, unharmed but a bit shaken. Everyone cheered as Nine was saved, and Seven learned a valuable lesson.

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    And so, the city returned to its usual bustle, with Seven and Nine continuing their adventures, but this time with a newfound respect for each other's boundaries.

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