The Frozen Incident
    By Storybird
    Created on 06 Oct, 2023
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    As Denmark, a cheerful and boisterous member of the Nordic 5 from Hetalia, I was bored out of my skull. The chill of the ice as I grabbed the cup from the fridge was invigorating.
    "Denmark? What are ya doing?" The deep voice of Sweden echoed in the kitchen. His intimidating figure loomed over me. Norway, too, seemed curious about my actions.
    "Nothing! I’m just gonna do the most awesome thing ever!" I declared, pouring the extremely cold ice water down my throat, and I ate the ice.
    In an instant, Sweden and Iceland transformed into women! Sweden's height remained unchanged, but she was now sporting a pair of incredibly large breasts.
    My nose began to bleed at the sight of her. "Denmark," Sweden rumbled, "Why is my chest so big? It’s bigger than watermelons!"
    Finland woke up from his slumber, nestled in Sweden's chest, and blushed heavily at the sight before him. Norway scowled, clearly not impressed with my antics.
    I couldn't help myself and shoved my face into Sweden’s breasts. "Mm! Cozy!" I sighed, a goofy grin spreading across my face.
    Sweden began to cry, overwhelmed by the sudden changes. "Denmark, you idiot!" she scolded. Iceland stood frozen, her eyes wide with disbelief.
    The house was in utter chaos, everyone running around like headless chickens. The ice in the cup was just ordinary ice, not magical or anything.
    "Denmark, what the hell did you do?!" Norway yelled, his usual calm demeanor replaced by anger and confusion. I just shrugged, still grinning like a fool.
    "I swear, Denmark, you're such a headache," Sweden sighed, crossing her arms under her new chest. Finland blushed even more, if that was possible.
    "Sorry, Sweden!" I exclaimed, laughing uncontrollably. "But hey, you look good as a woman!" Iceland just shook her head, not able to utter a word.
    Norway stepped forward, his face stern. "Alright, enough is enough, Denmark. We need to figure out how to reverse this."
    "Do we really have to?" I whined, but backed away when I saw the glare Norway was giving me. "Okay, okay, I got it!"
    And so, we set out on our quest to reverse the ice's effect, with Sweden and Iceland reluctantly leading the way. I, of course, was just along for the ride.
    Our journey was filled with laughter, mostly from me, and lots of scolding from Norway. Finland just followed along quietly, still blushing.
    "Denmark, for the last time, stop messing around!" Norway snapped, his patience wearing thin. I just stuck my tongue out at him.
    We traveled far and wide, and at last, we found a magician who claimed he could reverse the spell. "Finally!" Sweden exclaimed.
    "Are you sure this will work?" Iceland asked, eyeing the magician suspiciously. "I don't want to stay like this forever!"
    The magician performed his spell, and with a bright flash, Sweden and Iceland returned to their original forms. "Thank goodness," Sweden sighed.
    "I'm so glad that's over," Iceland mumbled, brushing off his uniform. I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, but I kept that to myself.
    "I swear, Denmark, if you ever do anything like that again..." Norway began, but I just laughed it off. After all, it was all in good fun!
    "Don't worry, Norway! I promise I won't cause any more trouble," I said, crossing my heart. But knowing me, that promise might not last long.
    And so, our little adventure ended. But I'll never forget the day I turned Sweden and Iceland into women. Now, that was truly unforgettable!
    As we walked back home, I couldn't help but chuckle at the memory. "What's so funny, Denmark?" Finland asked. I just smiled and shook my head. What a day!

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