The Revenge of Skibidi Hitler

    By moopknowledge

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    07 Jul, 2024

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    Skibity Hitler, Hitler's bastard creation of when he bred with a scandinavian toilet, was Hitler's only surviving son. He vowed to spread hatret and spew doo doo feces at anyone near him, especially jews.

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    One day he was skiboodling down the road in Texas, and a big chicken nugget named cotton eyed joe asked him to help.

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    Skibity Hitler was hesitant at first, but eventually allowed the chicken nugget to take a sip of his toilet water, and eventually even let him flush him once or twice.

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    The chicken nugget, Cotton Eyed Joe, was super stoked about this and invited hitler to a secret Sigma rally. "Sigma?" Skibity Hitler said, "I like the sound of this Sigma, yes I will go." And so they went.

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    At the Sigma rally there were more people. Hank hill was there grilling. An obese man in a red shirt who eats 10lbs of cheese balls a day was there. And there were also 15 hot latinas with level 10 gyatts.

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    The latina's all welcomed Skibity Hitler with a open mouthed kiss and he responded with a respectful flush. Hank hill handed Skibity Hitler a bud light, which Skibity Hitler promptly threw into the trash. Hank Hill said "That was a test, you passed." Everyone celebrated.

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    They talked about plans to remove pride month and teach men that if they wear dressed that they are just gay, and gay is bad. "They want to turn our men into femboys with Gyatts, and on god, that might be a W for some, but an L over all."

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    Skibity Hitler promptly started talking at the podium giving a great speech, which his father was known to do, and he also flushed quite a bit which his mother was known to do. In the end everyone was crying and clapping. Clapping hands, and then the latina's cheeks.

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    The obese man in the red shirt died of a heart attach while eating a quadruple stack burger while pumping a latina. Hank Hill turned to Skibity Hitler and said "That's how I want to go too, what the sigma?".

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    And so the Sigma Force was born and in a giant battle bus, Skibity Hitler and Hank Hill flew to Los Angeles with all the spicy latina gyatt masters to deliver a giant L to pride month. The rest is history.

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