
The Ancient Smiling Critters Part 1
By Santiago

02 Mar, 2024

It was a regular day at Playtime Co, where Player was simply going about his day, when he stumbled across a VHS tape of an episode of the Smiling Critters.

Intrigued, Player decided to watch the episode. At first, it seemed normal, but suddenly, the screen went black, and an animated version of CatNap appeared, speaking in a garbled voice.

Player, unsure of what was happening, continued to watch. As he did, he gradually grew more and more frightened by the distorted noise that filled the room.

Just as Player was about to turn the tape off, Mr. Evil CEO, who had survived a fall caused by Bubba Bubbaphant, entered the room.

Intrigued by the VHS tape, Evil CEO decided to watch the rest of the episode. He grabbed some popcorn and settled in, oblivious to the strange events that were about to unfold.

As Evil CEO watched, hidden messages began to appear at random intervals during the episode. The messages read, "Help us," "Get us out of here," and "We will do everything for you."

Evil CEO was taken aback. He didn't know what to do, but he couldn't look away. He was drawn into the mystery of the Smiling Critters and the messages they were sending.

Suddenly, the tape jammed, and a static-filled message appeared on the screen. It said that he must obtain a piece of fur from one of the Smiling Critters.

To avoid being caught, the Evil CEO quickly disguised himself as a churro vendor and began practicing his lines. He was determined to get what he needed from the Critters.

After several days of rehearsing and memorizing his lines, the disguised Evil CEO emerged from his office with a cart full of churros, yelling out the typical vendor's call.

That's when he spotted Hoppy Hopscotch, a light green anthropomorphic rabbit with black eyes and long ears. She was one of the Smiling Critters.

Hoppy Hopscotch noticed the churro vendor and approached him. Evil CEO, nervous about being discovered, tried to remain calm as she curiously asked if he sold churros.

Lying, Evil CEO told her he sold all kinds of flavors, from the least salty to the saltiest in the world, and introduced himself as Jorge Rubelino.

Hoppy Hopscotch ordered a medium-sugared churro. While she was turned around, "Jorge" stealthily grabbed a piece of her fur.

After giving her the churro, he bid her a friendly goodbye, and she left, happily munching on her snack. Evil CEO breathed a sigh of relief, his mission accomplished.

Back in his office, Evil CEO examined the piece of fur he had obtained. He couldn't help but wonder what secrets it held and how it connected to the mysterious VHS tape.

As he pondered, he noticed the VHS player blinking. A sense of unease washed over him. He felt as if he were being watched, but he knew he had to continue.

Evil CEO placed the fur next to the player and pressed play on the VHS tape. What happened next was beyond anything he could have anticipated.

The tape whirred to life, and the screen filled with static. Then, the animated CatNap reappeared, its eyes now glowing ominously.

The cat looked directly into the camera, as if it could see Evil CEO. It began to speak, its voice echoing around the room. The message it delivered sent chills down Evil CEO's spine.

"You have done well," it said, "Now, the real game begins." The screen flickered and then went blank. Evil CEO was left in stunned silence, contemplating the mysteries of the Smiling Critters.

He looked at the piece of fur in his hand, and then at the now silent VHS player. He knew he had just taken the first step into a larger, stranger world.

What would come next was unknown, but Evil CEO felt an odd sense of anticipation. The mysteries of the Smiling Critters were beginning to unravel, and he was right at the heart of it.

As he sat there in the dim light, the fur still clutched in his hand, he knew this was just the beginning of a thrilling mystery that would change everything he thought he knew about the world.

And so, the adventure had begun. As the Ancient Smiling Critters revealed their secrets, Evil CEO was ready to delve deeper into their world, setting the stage for the exciting events yet to come.