Burp Battle

    By Video jaden

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    10 Aug, 2023

    My friend Carl and I were hanging out at his house, indulging in some good old video games after a long week of school. We were both 12 years old, our lives centered around the joystick and high scores. It was our way of unwinding, escaping the stress of schoolwork and chores.

    As soon as we began an intense game, Carl's mom called him into the kitchen. He groaned, wanting to finish the game but he knew better than to argue with his mom. So, he left, promising to be back in a jiffy.

    As soon as Carl left, his mom and sister, Julia, took his place on the couch. I knew them well, but this was the first time we had really been alone together. I shifted awkwardly, unsure of what to do.

    Suddenly, without any warning, Carl's mom let out a loud burp. I blinked in surprise. Then, Julia followed suit with an equally loud belch. I wasn't sure how to react.

    Both of them giggled uncontrollably as I sat flabbergasted. "Oh, don't look so surprised," Carl's mom said. "A little burp never hurt anyone."

    Then it occurred over and over again. They'd belch loudly and then blow it in my direction. I tried to cover my nose, but our laughs were louder than any attempt to cover up the sound.

    I was uncomfortable at first, but their infectious laughter soon got to me. I started laughing along, my awkwardness slowly slipping away. But the teasing was just about to begin.

    Julia looked at me with a mischievous gleam in her eyes. "Hey, can you burp like that?" she asked, her laughter subsiding slightly. I shrugged in response, not really sure whether I could or not.

    "We're just teasing you," Carl's mom said, her laughter still ringing in the room. "Who knew two women could burp louder than a boy, right?"

    I looked at them sheepishly, chuckling. I gave them a competitive grin. "Challenge accepted," I said, ready to try my luck at a belching contest.

    I took a deep breath, readying myself. I gave it my best shot, but it was timid compared to their boisterous burps. They started laughing even harder, which only made me chuckle more.

    We all continued in this light-hearted manner, circulating a bottle of soda to create the loudest burps. I felt my awkwardness disappear completely, replaced by fun and laughter.

    Time flew by as we burped, laughed, and joked around. It was definitely a strange situation, but fun nonetheless. The teasing was all in good jest, leaving us in splits of laughter.

    Suddenly, we heard the front door creak open. We all turned to see Carl walking in with a bunch of snacks. He stopped at the sight of us laughing and burping, completely puzzled.

    We all looked at each other and started laughing anew. Carl's confusion only made it funnier. Here he was thinking he'd come back to a quiet house, only to find us in the midst of a burping contest.

    Carl's mom explained the situation, and Carl shook his head in disbelief. But soon, he was laughing along with us, joining in the fun.

    It turned out to be one of the most fun evenings we'd had. Something as simple as a burping contest had brought us all together, creating a memory that none of us would forget anytime soon.

    And so, the day ended with laughter and teasing. Carl's mom and sister had proved they could burp louder than a guy, and I had been part of a burping contest that I never thought I'd participate in.

    The event became a highlight of my time spent at Carl's house. It was a constant source of teasing and fun discussions whenever we all gathered. The memory never failed to bring a smile to our faces.

    I think back to that day now and realize how it taught me to not take life too seriously all the time. It's the unexpected, light-hearted moments that often hold the best laughter and the warmest memories.