The Betrayal of the Fart King

    By David José

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    17 Sep, 2023

    In the realm of absurdity, lived a peculiar creature named Fart King. This rotund figure was unique, emitting comic farts that filled the air whenever he moved.

    The Fart King felt lonely ruling his kingdom, and desired companionship. He devised a plan to hire an army of rabid beasts to keep him company.

    The first beast he hired was Gnasher, a rabid wolf with fierce eyes and terrifying claws. Gnasher agreed to join the Fart King's army in exchange for food.

    Next, the Fart King hired a savage bear named Grizzly, whose imposing size and raw power were known far and wide. His terms were a warm den.

    The final member of the Fart King's army was Slasher, a venomous snake with deadly fangs. He joined for protection from potential predators.

    With his army complete, the Fart King enjoyed the company of his beastly companions and their thrilling adventures together across his realm.

    Over time, however, the Fart King's greed took over. He craved more power and wealth and began to consider betraying his trusted beasts.

    Acting on his greed, the Fart King decided to banish his loyal companions forcefully to seize their promised rewards for his own.

    The Fart King first approached Gnasher, feeding him a drugged meal that sent the wolf into a deep slumber, from which he would awake banished.

    After banishing Gnasher, the King turned his attention to Grizzly. He tricked the bear into a cage and sent him away, taking his warm den.

    Finally, the Fart King attempted to betray Slasher. He tried to capture him in a glass jar. But Slasher was quick and escaped the King's trap.

    Enraged at the betrayal, Slasher slithered away to seek help from the other banished beasts. He was determined to bring justice against the Fart King.

    Slasher found Gnasher in a distant forest, weakened but alive. He shared the Fart King's betrayal with him, and Gnasher roared with fury.

    They then found Grizzly, who was lost and hungry. Learning about the King's treachery, he roared in anger, pledging to avenge their betrayal.

    The trio, armed with a newfound sense of unity, made a pact. They would return to their kingdom and confront the Fart King for his deceit.

    They returned and found the Fart King lounging in Grizzly's warm den, surrounded by Gnasher's food and attempting to catch Slasher once again.

    Seeing his banished warriors, the Fart King trembled with fear. He attempted to flee but Grizzly blocked his way, and the King had nowhere to hide.

    The beasts then confronted the Fart King. They demanded justice and the return of their stolen belongings. The Fart King had no choice but to concede.

    With his power dwindling, the Fart King surrendered without resistance. He returned their belongings and begged for their forgiveness, promising to change his ways.

    The beasts, moved by the King's remorse, forgave him, hoping he would keep his promise. They decided to give him a second chance.

    Since then, the Fart King became a fair and just ruler. He treated his companions with kindness, sharing his wealth and ruling with integrity.

    Gnasher, Grizzly, and Slasher returned to their regular lives, yet they remained vigilant, ensuring the King upheld his promise of fairness and justice.

    When the beasts felt the Fart King's sincerity, they extended their trust towards him, once again forming a unity, but this time without any contracts.

    Their kingdom thrived with harmony, and tales about their grand unity spread across other realms. The memory of betrayal faded, replaced by newfound respect.

    In the end, the Fart King learned the perils of greed and betrayal and the importance of genuine companionship. The unity of the Fart King and his companions remained unbroken.

    The Betrayal of the Fart King