
A New Kind of Chaos: Warhammer 40k and MLP
By yourmomisapotato

18 Jul, 2023

Across the vast expanse of the multiverse, few things seemed as bizarre as this current predicament. A creature from the cartoon series "My Little Pony" was engaging four Chaos Gods from the grim Warhammer 40k universe!

Discord, the chaotic reality-bending draconeques, laughed gleefully. He was of the opinion that the so-called 'Chaos Gods' needed a lesson in what real chaos truly was.

"Seriously?! This is your idea of chaos?" Discord hooted, snapping his claws to transform a horde of vile Daemons into fluffy pink bunnies. "How quaint!"

Meanwhile, Nurgle, the Plague God, stared in disbelief as his lethal diseases turned into harmless common colds. "What is this madness?" he roared.

Across the universe, the bafflement was palpable. Even the mighty Astartes, the Space Marines, were left utterly flabbergasted by the turn of events.

"By the Emperor, what manner of warp-sorcery is this?" exclaimed a Thunder Warrior, his voice echoing with raw disbelief.

"I've heard of the Emperor's children, but this... thing is not what I expected," whispered a bewildered Necron Overlord, his voice eerily calm.

Even Slaanesh, the Goddess of Pleasure, was taken aback. "This isn't pleasurable chaos. This is... giggly absurdity," she confessed.

Back at the battleground, Discord was having a field day. With a sly smirk, he turned Khorne's bloodthirsty daemons into harmless, rubber ducks.

"Blood for the Blood God? More like, bubbles for the bathtub," Discord chuckled, his laughter echoing across the universe.

Khorne, the Blood God, was livid. His roars echoed across the Warp as his mighty symbols of warfare were reduced to meaningless children's toys.

On an Eldar Craftworld, an ancient Farseer shook her head in disbelief. "The Harlequin's Dance of Death is not this amusing," she muttered.

Tzeentch, known for his intricate plans, found himself outsmarted. His schemes of chaos were in shambles, replaced by harmless, childish mischief.

"Chaos is not only about destruction and suffering," Discord lectured. "At its heart, it’s about unpredictability and freedom, even fun!"

The Chaos Gods, for the first time in millennia, were speechless. They gawked in horror as their reign of terror was replaced with light-heartedness.

Across the universe, reactions varied. Some were amused, others horrified. Many were simply baffled at this unexpected turn of events.

"At least, it's better than eternal suffering," a Guardsman chuckled, watching as the grim darkness of the universe filled with laughter.

A Tau Commander, usually a serious character, couldn't help but laugh. "Bet they didn't see that coming," he said with an amused grin.

The Orks, ever the lovers of chaos, were ecstatic. "Dis is da best fing ever!" an Ork Warboss bellowed, his laughter filling the Waaagh!

Discord, in all his chaotic majesty, had brought a new spin to the 40k universe. While deadly serious, it now held a touch of giggly absurdity.

And in that bizarre fusion of grimdark and cheerfulness, the universe found a new sense of balance. Its denizens, for once, were united in amusement.

Ultimately, Discord's unique brand of chaos proved the more powerful. The grim darkness of the universe had been defeated by the spirit of laughter.

And so, the universe carried on, its endless battles now tinged with an element of unpredictability and humor, thanks to Discord's intervention.

Even the Chaos Gods, despite their initial horror, could not stop themselves from chuckling at the absurdity of it all. Chaos indeed!

In the end, both universes had learned a valuable lesson. No matter how grim or serious, there was always room for laughter, chaos, and a bit of fun.

Discord, content with his work, winked at the denizens of the 40k universe. "Remember to keep things funny, my grimdark friends. Until next time," he said, disappearing into a puff of pink smoke.