
The Heartthrobs of Hogwarts: A Sweet Kiss Gone Wrong
By Storybird

11 Sep, 2023

Hogwarts was abuzz with excitement. The annual school event was here and the heartthrobs - Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, and Hidan were the center of attention, as always.

As Itachi and his wife Luna Lovegood made their way through the crowd, they spotted Hidan setting up something unusual – a kissing booth.

"Hidan, what are you doing?" Itachi asked, raising an eyebrow at Hidan's antics. Hidan laughed, his purple eyes gleaming with mischief.

"Well, I've realized a lot of girls like us. So, I made a kissing booth. Luna, are you okay with Itachi kissing other girls?" Hidan asked, grinning.

"No," Luna simply stated, leaving no room for dispute. Hidan shrugged nonchalantly, "Ah well, I guess more for me then."

Meanwhile, Sasori was planning something of his own. He had a mischievous plan in mind to get back at Hidan for breaking his beloved puppets last week.

Deidara noticed Sasori's smirk and asked, "Sasori, what’s that smell?" He just grinned and held out a bag, "There are fermented sheep nuggets."

"I'm going to give them to the girls who are in line for Hidan's kissing booth. That should teach him not to mess with my puppets," Sasori said cheekily.

Itachi and Luna shared a knowing look. Not understanding the plan, they decided to sit back and watch Sasori's revenge unfold.

As the afternoon wore on, the line at Hidan's kissing booth grew longer. Hidan was thoroughly enjoying himself until he heard a giggling girl approach.

"So, what's your name?" Hidan asked, flashing a charming smile. "Lavender Brown," she said, responding with a coy smile of her own.

No sooner had Lavender spoken than a horrible smell hit Hidan's nostrils. He gagged and pulled away, but it was too late.

"Um, you know what, girls? The kissing booth is closed," Hidan said quickly, trying to push away the advancing crowd of girls.

Lavender wasn't having any of it, she chimed in, "Oh no, we paid our money so pucker up!" She leapt forward, planting a kiss on the struggling Hidan.

Despite his efforts, Hidan ended up kissing forty girls with terrible breath, much to his disgust and the amusement of the watching crowd.

Watching Hidan from a distance, Sasori couldn't help but laugh. His plan had worked perfectly and he had taken his revenge on Hidan.

Itachi, Luna, and Deidara also watched the spectacle, masking their laughter behind their hands, thoroughly enjoying Hidan's predicament.

Hidan, on the other hand, was livid. He wiped his mouth disgustedly, promising himself he'd never again set up a kissing booth.

He glared at Sasori, understanding immediately that the unpleasant situation was his handiwork. "I'm gonna get you, puppet boy!" Hidan shouted angrily.

Sasori merely shrugged, a satisfied grin on his face. The revenge was sweet and absolutely worth the retaliation he knew was coming.

Deidara whooped with laughter, clapping Sasori on the back. "That was genius, Sasori! Hidan never saw it coming."

Luna and Itachi shared a look. Despite feeling sorry for Hidan, they couldn't help but join in on the laughter, amused by the whole scenario.

"I guess there's the lesson," Luna murmured to Itachi, "Never play puppet master with Sasori."

"Indeed," Itachi agreed, "A lesson well learned." They watched as Hidan stormed off, the laughter of the crowd following him.

Hidan didn't stop until he reached the Black Lake, where he rinsed his mouth multiple times in an attempt to erase the horrible taste.

Sasori looked on, feeling content as he watched Hidan's defeated figure. He had made his point and gained a semblance of justice.

Luna and Itachi walked hand in hand, a chuckle still escaping their lips every now and then when they remembered Hidan's horrified face.

Deidara, feeling inspired by Sasori's prank, began planning his own little mischief. He knew just the thing to bring a little more excitement to Hogwarts.

Meanwhile, Lavender couldn't stop giggling, her friends joined her, as they reminisced about the event. It was a story they would tell for years to come.

After a while, the laughter died down and the crowd dispersed, leaving behind a memory of an event that would be spoken about for years to come.

Hidan returned, his pride bruised but his spirit unbroken. He glared at Sasori, vowing to get back at him when he least expected it.

Sasori smiled in anticipation, ready for whatever counter-prank Hidan cooked up. As they say, all's fair in love and pranks at Hogwarts.

Itachi, Luna, Sasori, Deidara, and Hidan, the heartthrobs of Hogwarts, laughed and joked amongst themselves, ready for another day of magical adventure.

As the sun set on Hogwarts, the school event ended as it began - with a burst of laughter and a sprinkle of magic.

And so, the saga of the Hogwarts' heartthrobs continued - their camaraderie, their pranks, and their unending adventures etched forever in the annals of Hogwarts' history.