
The lazy knights
By Luc

29 Sep, 2023

In the medieval town of Merrystone, two knights, Sir Percival and Sir Cedric, were known for their rather unusual approach to chivalry. While other knights were out on quests and adventures, these two preferred lounging under a tree, doing nothing.

"You know, Cedric, I never thought being a knight would be so tiring," yawned Sir Percival. Sir Cedric nodded in agreement, his eyes half-closed. They were just about to drift off when they were interrupted.

A villager, out of breath and panic-stricken, rushed into the courtyard. "Knights! We're in dire need of heroes! A fierce dragon has been terrorizing the village!" he exclaimed.

Sir Percival and Sir Cedric exchanged a glance. "Can't the dragon just take a day off?" Sir Percival groaned. But seeing the villager's desperate expression, they reluctantly agreed to deal with the dragon.

With their armor and weapons gathered, they set off towards the dragon's lair, Sir Cedric clutching his beloved pillow. They had hoped to avoid any form of exertion, but it seemed that fate had other plans.

Reaching the dragon's lair, they cautiously tiptoed inside. To their surprise, they found the dragon deep in slumber. "We should just sneak past it and hope it doesn't wake up," Sir Percival whispered.

Their plan, however, was foiled when Sir Cedric accidentally stepped on a twig. The sharp snap echoed through the cave, waking the dragon. "Rrrroar!" it roared, startled and annoyed.

The dragon breathed fire towards the knights. In a panic, Sir Cedric used his shield to deflect it. The flames hit the ceiling of the cave instead, causing the dragon to cough. "Ouch, my nose!" it complained.

Sir Percival, seizing the moment, threw a bucket of water from a nearby puddle at the dragon, extinguishing its fire. "Look, dragon, can we talk about this?" Sir Cedric asked, waving his pillow in a peace offering.

The dragon looked confused. "Talk? Usually, you guys just swing swords at me," it said, bemused. Sir Cedric and Sir Percival then explained their predicament, expressing their desire for a peaceful resolution.

Intrigued by their laziness, the dragon proposed a deal. It agreed to let them go if they promised to return its stolen treasure from a group of bandits. The two knights, seeing no better option, agreed.

The bandits' hideout was a rickety wooden hut on the outskirts of Merrystone. Using their absurdly lazy tactics, the knights managed to outwit the bandits and retrieve the treasure without a hitch.

Returning the treasure to the dragon, they were met with a surprised look. "You guys are the laziest knights I've ever met, but you get the job done," the dragon admitted, impressed.

As they made their way back to Merrystone, they couldn't help but chuckle at their unlikely success. "I can't believe this worked," Sir Percival whispered to Sir Cedric who was grinning from ear to ear.

The villagers cheered as they returned with the treasure. "Our heroes have returned!" they exclaimed, hailing Sir Percival and Sir Cedric as the reluctant heroes of Merrystone.

As they basked in the unexpected adoration, they couldn't help but think that maybe, just maybe, being lazy wasn't so bad after all. After all, they had become heroes while doing the least amount of work possible.

And so, they continued their lazy lifestyle, now with the added title of 'heroes'. They enjoyed their afternoon naps under the tree, occasionally interrupted by villagers seeking their help, but always finding a lazy solution.

Word of their unconventional heroism spread, and they became somewhat of a legend. The stories often ended with, "And they saved the day, while barely lifting a finger!" This, of course, only added to their reputation.

Despite their unwillingness, they found themselves being looked up to by the young boys in the village. Aspiring knights began adopting their laid-back approach, much to the amusement of the villagers.

One day, a young boy approached them. "Sir Percival, Sir Cedric, teach me how to be a knight like you!" he pleaded. The two knights exchanged a glance and burst out laughing. "Oh, boy, are you in for a treat!"

They taught the boy the art of 'lazy chivalry'. They showed him how to solve problems without exerting too much effort, and how to make peace instead of fighting unnecessary battles.

And so, the tradition carried on. The reluctant knights of Merrystone became a symbol of unconventional heroism. Their story was passed down from generation to generation, always reminding people that sometimes, less is more.

The villagers came to appreciate the knights' unique approach. Even the town's bard composed a ballad in their honor, singing praises of the 'Knights who rested while the world hustled'.

And while the knights might not have been the traditional heroes, they did manage to save the day, each time in their own lazy way. They became the unsung heroes of Merrystone, their legend living on in the hearts of its inhabitants.

So, if you ever find yourself in the bustling courtyard of Merrystone, look for the two knights lounging under a tree. You'll find Sir Percival and Sir Cedric there, ready to save the day with minimum effort.

And if you listen closely, you might just hear them say, "Being a knight isn't so bad, as long as you can take a nap whenever you want." And with that, they drift off into another peaceful nap, ready for their next lazy adventure.