The Battle of Norway Prime

    By leweha

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    17 Mar, 2024

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    On planet Norway Prime, disaster struck. The frog army had invaded, causing chaos and fear among the citizens. Their socially inept leader, Ethan Hughes, was left with no choice but to face this threat head-on.

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    Ethan Hughes' only hope was the intervention of their ally, Planet Prime Rib. Led by the obese and balding Ethan Lea, this planet was known for its unique food armies.

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    The food armies, chanting "miso hungry >.<", marched alongside Ethan Hughes' army. The sight was a bizarre spectacle, but provided a much-needed morale boost to the overwhelmed forces.

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    Eventually, the frog army lost and retreated. Victory was theirs, and both Ethans celebrated with a toast to their future.

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    However, in the midst of their celebration, Ethan Lea noticed something peculiar. He had been so distracted by the battle that he had not noticed Ethan Hughes' army was composed entirely of chicken pasta!

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    Overcome by hunger, Ethan Lea leapt from his seat and started devouring Ethan Hughes' pasta army. Ethan Hughes watched in bewilderment as his army was being eaten.

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    In his rage, Ethan Hughes failed to notice a new threat. The Sigmas of Sigma Prime launched a surprise attack, their signature "phonk music" echoing across the battlefield.

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    With the Ethans powerless, the Sigma squad easily overpowered them. Both leaders were left utterly moggged, their armies decimated.

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    In this dire situation, they had to call for assistance. And that assistance came in the form of Baby Gronk, who charged into the battlefield yelling, "THIS IS DUNE 2!!"

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    Baby Gronk rizzed on the Sigma army so hard that they were forced to retreat. Victory was theirs once again. They all celebrated, proclaiming "SKIBIDI TOILET IS OURS!"

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    In the midst of their celebration, a cry for help was heard. It was their comrade, Henry Scott, trapped in a cage. He yelled, "HELP ME! LET ME OUT OF THE CAGE, ETHAN HUGHES AND ETHAN LEA!"

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    The Ethans, along with Baby Gronk, rushed to his aid. They managed to free Henry Scott from the cage, adding another reason to celebrate their hard-fought victory.

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    In the end, despite the unexpected turns, the Battle of Norway Prime was a victory. The Ethans and their allies had saved their planet, proving that even the most unlikely of heroes can make a difference.

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