A deafening explosion rocked the desolate city as the Skibidi Toilets launched their attack. The Titan TV Man, the third of its kind, stood tall against the onslaught, its screen flickering.

With a swift motion, Titan TV Man raised its arm, blocking the explosion damage. The force of the blast rippled across its metallic surface, leaving no trace of damage.

Titan TV Man's screen flashed, displaying an emoticon of determination. It was a feature it shared with its predecessor, the Normal TV Man.

The Titan TV Man stepped forward, ready for hand-to-hand combat with the Skibidi Toilets. It was the first of the TV Men to utilize such a method of fighting.

The Skibidi Toilets, undeterred, pressed on. Their porcelain surfaces glistened ominously under the flickering city lights.

Titan TV Man's screen went red. The THX intro played, but it was a slowed-down version, creating an eerie atmosphere.

As the intro played, a voice boomed from Titan TV Man, "KILL. YOURSELF." A psychological attack was charging up.

But when reversed, its message changed, "All toilets will die." The Skibidi Toilets halted, visibly shaken by the ominous declaration.

The Titan TV Man's core, designed like a Half-Life 2 hopper mine, pulsed with energy. It was ready for the next attack.

The Skibidi Toilets regrouped, their resolve unbroken. The battle was far from over, and the Titan TV Man stood ready.

With a final, forceful blow, Titan TV Man shattered the Skibidi Toilets. Their shards scattered across the desolate landscape. Victory was his.

As the dust settled, the Titan TV Man's screen flickered with a victorious emoticon. It stood tall, a beacon of hope in the desolate city. The battle was over, but the Titan TV Man remained vigilant, ready to face any threat that dared to disturb the peace.