The Noogie Showdown

    By Storybird

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    13 Oct, 2023

    Nick Wilde, the cunning fox, found himself face to face with Rillaboom, the imposing gorilla. Their eyes locked in a battle of wills, each sizing the other up.

    "Hey buddy! How does a knuckles sandwich taste like?" Nick taunted, grinning broadly at the gorilla. Rillaboom merely grunted in response, his large fists clenched.

    Rillaboom, quick as lightning, pulled Nick into a headlock. He then proceeded to noogie the fox's head with his enormous fist. Nick yelped, struggling under the gorilla's weight.

    Only Nick's ears and puffy tail could be seen sticking out from under Rillaboom's massive arm. The fox was practically invisible, dwarfed by the gorilla's size.

    Rillaboom didn't let go. Instead, he squeezed harder, rubbing Nick's head more aggressively. Nick tried to pry himself free but his tiny paws were no match for the gorilla's strength.

    "Aaaaarrgghh! My...ears!" Nick cried out. Rillaboom merely laughed, continuing his merciless noogies. Nick's face was scrunched up in pain, his tail standing on end.

    After an hour of relentless headlock, Rillaboom finally let Nick go. The fox collapsed on the ground, panting heavily. A bald spot was visible on his head, and his ear was bent.

    "Ow! My head! I think it's burning," Nick whimpered, rubbing the spot where his fur used to be. Rillaboom only chuckled in response, his laughter echoing through the area.

    "Not yet, fox boy! Here comes dessert," Rillaboom said, grabbing Nick again. This time, the headlock was tighter and the noogie was rougher. Nick couldn't help but cry out.