CoverImageDetails: The cover image features a chaotic scene in the FTX offices, with a green octopus wearing a graduation cap dancing gracefully amidst a bustling atmosphere. Surrounding the octopus are startled employees, including Sam, who is shown with a surprised expression. The fluctuating market rates can be displayed on screens in the background to emphasize the setting.

CharacterDetails:
1. Sam: A middle-aged man with glasses, balding, and wearing a business suit.
2. Octavius: A green octopus carrying a small briefcase and wearing a graduation cap.

The Green Octopus with a PhD

A green dancing Octopus with a PhD in English Lit creates chaos in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX offices on November 8, 2022.

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It was a hectic day at the FTX offices on November 8, 2022. The air was charged with tension due to the volatile crypto markets. Suddenly, an unexpected visitor arrived.

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The visitor was a green octopus, wearing a graduation cap, with a briefcase in hand. Sam, an employee, was taken aback, as were his colleagues.

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Octavius, the octopus, produced a PhD diploma in English Literature from his briefcase. The office was stunned. Then, he started to dance gracefully.

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Sam approached Octavius, asking his purpose. Octavius handed Sam a letter - an application for the position of Head of English Literature.

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Octavius explained he acquired his PhD from Oxford and learned to read and write by observing humans. Sam, impressed, decided to give Octavius a chance.

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The news spread, and soon Octavius was the office sensation. Reporters flocked to FTX to cover the dancing octopus with a PhD.

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Over the next few weeks, Octavius proved to be an asset, providing unique insights. Sam was thrilled with the positive change Octavius brought to the office.

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Octavius became a symbol of hope and perseverance. His story of determination and intelligence was an inspiration to many.

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Octavius loved his job, his team, and the chance to contribute. Sam was pleased with his decision to hire Octavius. The FTX offices were never the same again.

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This story is a testament to the potential of all creatures and the power of thinking outside the box. The day Octavius arrived, FTX's history was forever changed.

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