The Green Octopus With A Phd
Comedy
The Green Octopus with a PhD
By Ronald
Created on 25 Nov, 2023
It was a hectic day at the FTX offices on November 8, 2022. The air was charged with tension due to the volatile crypto markets. Suddenly, an unexpected visitor arrived.
The visitor was a green octopus, wearing a graduation cap, with a briefcase in hand. Sam, an employee, was taken aback, as were his colleagues.
Octavius, the octopus, produced a PhD diploma in English Literature from his briefcase. The office was stunned. Then, he started to dance gracefully.
Sam approached Octavius, asking his purpose. Octavius handed Sam a letter - an application for the position of Head of English Literature.
Octavius explained he acquired his PhD from Oxford and learned to read and write by observing humans. Sam, impressed, decided to give Octavius a chance.
The news spread, and soon Octavius was the office sensation. Reporters flocked to FTX to cover the dancing octopus with a PhD.
Over the next few weeks, Octavius proved to be an asset, providing unique insights. Sam was thrilled with the positive change Octavius brought to the office.
Octavius became a symbol of hope and perseverance. His story of determination and intelligence was an inspiration to many.
Octavius loved his job, his team, and the chance to contribute. Sam was pleased with his decision to hire Octavius. The FTX offices were never the same again.
This story is a testament to the potential of all creatures and the power of thinking outside the box. The day Octavius arrived, FTX's history was forever changed.
Storybook
Comedy
The Green Octopus With A Phd
A green dancing Octopus with a PhD in English Lit creates chaos in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX offices on November 8, 2022.
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