
The Alien Pelican
By andrew.weingarten

21 Jan, 2024

He was an alien who resembled a pelican, a character straight out of a madcap comic book. Living on a planet that exploded, our pelican-like alien was ejected into space, hurtling towards the third rock from the sun.

Confused by his new surroundings, the alien decided to blend in. Transforming into a child, he found himself in a place filled with laughter and joy - a place called Disneyworld.

His disguise didn't last long. He was discovered and sent to jail, but not before causing a ruckus, like any alien child would.

Jail was not a place for an alien pelican. He decided to escape, using his trusty laser to burn through the bars. He was free again, ready for his next adventure.

For some reason, the alien pelican had an obsession with finding the White House. He had heard it was important and thought it might help him get back home.

He managed to locate the White House, but his plan backfired. Instead of getting help, he ended up kidnapping the president.

In his effort to escape, he took to the sky with the president. But his grip was not strong enough, and he accidentally dropped the president from mid-air.

The president, luckily, landed in a haystack. The alien, meanwhile, was now the most wanted entity in the country.

Chased by the police, the alien pelican was a fugitive. He had to find a way to escape this madness and return home. But how? His home planet was gone.

He remembered something. The fragments of his exploded planet had fallen somewhere on Earth. If he could find them, maybe he could rebuild his home.

The alien pelican embarked on a new quest. He traveled across the country, searching for pieces of his home planet. His journey was long and full of trials.

Along his journey, he encountered all sorts of characters. Some were helpful, others not so much. But he continued, driven by a hope to find his home.

One day, while evading the authorities, he stumbled upon a peculiar sight. A land mass that looked like a boot. Could it be?

It was. The boot-shaped land was made up of fragments of his home planet. His heart filled with joy, he decided to settle down there.

The residents of the area were surprised to find an alien pelican among them. But they welcomed him, and he became a part of their community.

The alien pelican lived among them, bringing his unique brand of mischief and humor. He also brought a piece of his home to them.

Over time, the residents grew fond of the alien pelican. They started calling their area the 'Pelican State', a tribute to their new friend.

The alien pelican became a legend, his story passed down through generations. The Pelican State, as it was now known, thrived under his watchful eye.

The alien pelican continued his adventures, but now he had a home to return to. He was no longer a lost alien, but a part of something bigger.

And thus, the Pelican State came to be. All thanks to an alien pelican and his madcap adventures. But remember, this is just a story. Or is it?