Grumpy Grandpa - The Unlikely Answers

    By Kevin1230san Stewart

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    26 Aug, 2023

    The aging, grizzled visage of Angry Grandpa appeared on the screen, the creases on his forehead deepening as he scowled at the camera. He took a gulp from his stained coffee mug and spat a curse at the unseen viewer, his voice gravelly and laced with irritation.

    "So you've sent me some darn questions, huh?" Angry Grandpa growled, jabbing a finger at the camera, his thick eyebrows furrowing. "Well, let's get this over with then."

    Grandpa snatched the piece of paper beside him on the rickety table and squinted at the words. He mumbled to himself, letting out a grunt of annoyance at the first question.

    "Who the hell cares what my favorite color is? What's next, my favorite brand of toilet paper?" He barked, crumpling the paper and tossing it aside. His anger was reaching a boiling point.

    The next question seemed to amuse him for a moment, eliciting a chuckle from his weathered throat. "Would I ever dye my hair pink? What do you think, Einstein?" he sneered sarcastically.

    Another query caught his eye. "What's the weirdest thing you've ever bought?" He read, his expression shifting from mild amusement to outright fury.

    "Well, I'll be damned!" He roared, raising his hands in agitation. "I mean, who in the world asks an old man about a weather-beaten dildo?"

    Grandpa was livid, his face a deep shade of red. His viewers knew how to press his buttons, and this question hit below the belt.

    "How'd you even know about it?" He fumed, gritting his teeth. "I purely bought it as a gag gift for the Missus. But that’s none of your damn business!"

    The old man huffed, pouring himself another cup of black coffee. "Anyways, moving on to the next question," he grumbled, still seething from the previous one.

    "What's my favorite part about living in a trailer?" He read, his jaw clenching. The mention of his residence seemed to strike a nerve. "Oh, I just love it when people make fun of me for it."

    You could see raw emotion in his crinkled, old eyes. "You think you're funny, huh? You think it's easy living in a damn trailer?" He said, shaking his head.

    He was gritting his teeth now, the words coming out harsh and bitter. "I've worked damn hard my whole life, and this is what I got."

    "Don't you think if I could live in a fancy house, I would?!" His face was a mask of indignation, the years of frustration emerging.

    With a heavy sigh, he calmed down, rubbing his forehead. "But you know what? I wouldn't change a thing. This is my home. And I'm proud of it."

    In a surprising turn, the next question softened Grandpa's hardened exterior. "Do you regret anything in your life?" He read, his voice nearly a whisper.

    His gaze wandered outside the small trailer window, the aging blue eyes filling with nostalgia. "I have lived, lost, loved, and learned. Regret is just wasted time," he admitted.

    His hand reached for the old, worn photo on the table - a young, smiling woman with bright blue eyes. "The only thing I'd do differently... I'd love your grandma more."

    A rare smile crossed his rugged face as he traced the face on the photo. He put it back gently, his gaze lingering on the image a second longer.

    And with that, Angry Grandpa ended the session, the anger replaced with a new-found respect for his audience. "Let's do this again sometime, without the dildo," he chuckled.

    After the camera stopped rolling, he leaned back in his old chair, lost in his thoughts. The viewers managed to get under his tough exterior, revealing a softness he rarely showed.

    Viewers understood him a bit better, his irate responses turning into endearing insights. He may be grumpy, but Angry Grandpa was a man of deep wisdom and experience.

    Deep down, Angry Grandpa was just a weather-beaten old man, not unlike his trailer or the peculiar gag-gift for his wife. Just like these, he bore the marks of time, weather, and experience.

    Above all, he was a loving husband who missed his wife dearly and a man proud of his hard-earned home. And so, the grumpy old man concluded another day with some unlikely answers.

    As the sun set outside his window, Angry Grandpa settled into his chair, the day's anger fading into a quiet tranquility. It was another day, another video, but this one was different.

    Grandpa had opened up, revealing a side of himself that wasn't just angry. Underneath that coarse exterior was a man with a story to tell, pieces of his past, and a love worth remembering.

    Grumpy Grandpa - The Unlikely Answers

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