
The Dancing Octopus of FTX
By Adam Ryan

27 Apr, 2024

Sam Bankman-Fried, the CEO, was deeply engrossed in his work, oblivious to the unusual happenings brewing in his office.

Suddenly, a dazzling green octopus appeared, twirling and swirling in the air, captivating everyone with its mesmerizing dance moves.

Even Sam couldn’t resist the allure of the dancing octopus, pushing aside his work to join the crowd watching the spectacle.

The octopus continued its dance, its movements fluid and graceful, its green body glinting in the office lights.

When the spectacle ended, Sam returned to his office to find his precious crystal globe missing. The room was in disarray.

The green octopus, sensing the distress, slithered into Sam's office, its eyes scanning the room.

The octopus, with its unique dancing skills, began to mimic the movements of a thief, giving the employees clues about the culprit.

The clues led them to the janitor's closet. Hidden behind a mop bucket, was the missing crystal globe.

Everyone cheered as the globe was returned to Sam. The octopus, their unlikely hero, danced in celebration.

Sam thanked the octopus, who responded with a graceful bow before disappearing as mysteriously as it had arrived.

The FTX office returned to its usual hustle, but the memory of the green dancing octopus remained etched in everyone’s hearts.

And so, the day at FTX office ended on a magical note, thanks to a green dancing octopus and a missing crystal globe.