The Bloated Burp

    By Brad Wear

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    26 Feb, 2024

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    Keri was a lively girl, but today was a different story. She had let out a loud burp in the middle of the school cafeteria, followed by a hiccup. The embarrassment was overwhelming, and her face turned bright red.

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    After school, Keri was welcomed at home by her mom's warm embrace. However, the comfort was short-lived when her mother let out a burp while keeping her mouth closed. The embarrassment seemed to be catching up.

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    Keri ran away, seeking solace in the park. There, she met a girl around her age, Leno. Leno was from Nigeria and had a curious case of bloating that made her look pregnant.

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    Leno introduced Keri to her mother and three sisters, all of whom were bloated as well. The sight was strange yet intriguing. Keri wondered what could be causing this unusual bloating.

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    As days passed, Keri noticed her own family starting to bloat. It was a concerning sight, and she felt an urge to uncover the cause behind this mysterious bloating.

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    Keri started her investigation by observing her and Leno's family's eating habits. She noted down everything they ate and drank, hoping to find a common link.

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    She also visited the school nurse, asking about bloating. The nurse mentioned it could be due to certain foods, but without any specific food in mind, Keri felt stuck.

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    Keri then sought help from her science teacher, who suggested that she conduct an experiment. Using the food diary she had been keeping, she could eliminate foods one by one to find the culprit.

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    Leno and her family agreed to participate in the experiment. They were as eager as Keri to find the cause of their bloating. The experiment began, starting with eliminating dairy products.

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    A week passed, but there was no change. Next, they eliminated gluten, but again, no change. Keri felt frustrated but didn't lose hope. She decided to eliminate carbonated drinks next.

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    After a week without carbonated drinks, something miraculous happened. The bloating started to subside in both families. Keri was ecstatic; she had found the culprit.

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    Keri presented her findings to the school nurse and her science teacher. They were both impressed and proud of Keri's determination and scientific approach.

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    Keri's family and Leno's family celebrated their victory over bloating with a picnic in the park. There was laughter, joy, and relief in the air.

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    Keri's embarrassing hiccup and burp in the cafeteria felt like a distant memory now. She had turned her embarrassment into an opportunity to solve a mystery.

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    Leno thanked Keri for her help. They had become good friends over the course of the experiment, and they promised to help each other if any such problem arose in the future.

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    From then on, both families avoided carbonated drinks. The bloating was a thing of the past, and they were healthier and happier.

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    Keri was hailed as the "Bloating Detective" at school. She had taken a personal problem and solved it scientifically, inspiring her classmates.

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    Keri learnt a valuable lesson from this experience. She realized that problems could be opportunities in disguise. This newfound perspective made her view life differently.

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    Keri's mom was proud of her daughter's determination and problem-solving skills. She knew Keri had grown from this experience and was ready to take on future challenges.

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    As for the burping, Keri became less embarrassed about it. It was a natural human process, after all. She decided to embrace it and focus more on staying healthy and happy.

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    Keri’s story spread across the school and the neighborhood, reminding everyone that solutions can be found when we face our problems head-on. And thus, the story of the "Bloated Burp" became a tale of inspiration.

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    Looking back, Keri felt grateful for that day in the cafeteria. It was a turning point that led her to new friendships, discoveries, and a more confident self.

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    Despite the initial embarrassment, Keri was able to turn a setback into a success. It was a journey of self-discovery, resilience, and friendship, one that she would always remember.

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    In the end, Keri had not only solved the mystery of the bloating but also found a new friend in Leno. They remained close, sharing their lives and helping each other grow.

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    Keri's story was a reminder that every problem, big or small, can be solved with determination and a little bit of science. And so, life in the small town went on, a little wiser and a lot more bloating-free.