
Lost in IKEA
By Storybird

22 Sep, 2023

The Nordic 5 from Hetalia, sans Sweden, found themselves surrounded by a maze of towering furniture displays and home decor. Denmark let out an exasperated sigh.

"Why did we let Sweden talk us into this?" he grumbled, rubbing his temples. "He's the only one who understands this place!" Finland chimed in, his tone laced with regret.

Norway, who had been quietly observing their predicament, finally spoke up. "We need to stay calm and find a way out," he said, sounding more composed than the others.

Iceland, who had been quietly clutching a plush toy he found, suddenly perked up. "Maybe this map can help," he suggested, pulling out a crumpled store map.

They all crowded around the map. It was a labyrinth of furniture sections, kitchen displays, and check-out lines. Denmark groaned again, "This isn't helping."

Just then, they spotted a familiar figure in the distance. "Isn't that...Sweden?" Finland asked, squinting. But as they rushed toward him, he disappeared into the crowd.

"We need a plan," Norway stated, taking control of the situation. "Let's split up. Denmark and Finland go together. Iceland and I will take another route."

Denmark and Finland set off, walking through aisles of sofas and desks. They tried to remember the path they had taken, but everything looked the same.

Meanwhile, Norway and Iceland navigated through the kitchen section, passing rows of shiny appliances. Iceland clung to his plush toy, looking around nervously.

Suddenly, Iceland tugged at Norway's sleeve. "Look! Isn't that Sweden?" he pointed to a tall figure in the distance. But before they could catch up, he was gone again.

Denmark and Finland, now in the bedding section, heard a familiar voice. "Sweden!" Denmark called out, but the figure slipped away into the maze of shelves.

They regrouped at the central square, the frustration visible on their faces. It seemed like Sweden was always just out of reach, a mirage in the massive store.

"We've been chasing shadows," Denmark sighed. "We need to think like Sweden. Where would he go?" Finland thought for a moment before a realization hit him.

"The cafeteria!" he declared. "Sweden loves those meatballs they serve there." With renewed hope, they made their way towards the bustling cafeteria.

As they pushed through the crowd, they spotted a familiar figure sitting at a table, calmly enjoying a plate of meatballs. "Sweden!" they all exclaimed in relief.

Sweden looked up, surprised. "Oh, there you are. I was wondering where you all had gone," he said, taking another bite of his meatball.

The other Nordics exchanged baffled glances. "We've been looking for you!" Denmark exclaimed. Sweden just shrugged, "I knew you'd find your way eventually."

After enjoying a meal together, they followed Sweden out of the IKEA, finally free from the labyrinth. Despite the frustrating experience, they couldn't help but laugh at their adventure.

"Next time, we stick together," Norway declared. The others nodded in agreement. As they walked away from the gigantic store, they could still see Sweden's knowing smile.

They had survived their IKEA adventure, but the memory of being lost among the towering shelves and endless aisles would stay with them. From then on, they always followed Sweden.