The Golden Flush

    By Storybird

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    19 Aug, 2023

    In the heart of Los Angeles, Ricky Hartland was a filmmaker struggling to find his place in Hollywood. He was toiling away in obscurity, with a burning desire to create something impactful.

    Ricky had heard of the Stinker Awards, an annual ceremony celebrating the worst movies. He began to ponder; if he couldn't be the best, he could certainly aim to be the worst.

    Ricky decided to make a movie so bad that it would win the Stinker award. He saw it as an opportunity to get his name out there, albeit for the wrong reasons.

    Not knowing where to start, Ricky reached out to his best friend and passionate scriptwriter, Danny. Together they brainstormed ideas for the worst possible story.

    The duo settled on a plot, a post-apocalyptic world where everyone fights over toilet paper. They named the movie, "The Golden Flush," and began gathering resources.

    They managed to pull together a rag-tag team; amateur actors, a novice cameraman, and their friends filled in the rest of the roles, ready to realize Ricky's vision.

    The team faced many hilarious mishaps during filming. Despite the bizarre plot, Ricky found himself growing attached to his creation.

    Costumes fell apart, set pieces collapsed, and their amateur actors forgot lines. But Ricky directed everyone with enthusiasm, ensuring that the final product would be suitably awful.

    Ricky noticed how his passion influenced the team. They were no longer just helping out a friend, but had started to enjoy the process, despite the movie's absurd premise.

    The last scene was shot, a climactic toilet paper battle. Ricky couldn't help but feel a sense of pride in what they had accomplished. Something had shifted within him.

    The day of the Stinkers finally approached. Ricky, with his motley crew, excitedly attended the ceremony, expecting to win the award for the worst film.

    They watched as terribly edited explosions, forced dialogues, and terrible acting paraded on the screen. They were confident that their movie was worse.

    However, when the title "The Golden Flush" was finally announced at the Stinkers, it was not for the 'worst movie,' but for the 'most original storyline.'

    Ricky was taken aback. This wasn't the recognition he had sought, but something about it made him feel more successful than any 'worst movie' award ever could.

    "The Golden Flush" gained attention not because it was the worst, but because it dared to be different. Despite its wackiness, it had a unique charm that had not gone unnoticed.

    Ricky realized winning the Stinker Award wasn’t what he needed to make it big. He understood the importance of originality, passion, and a dedicated team.

    Before "The Golden Flush," Ricky saw filmmaking only as a ladder to fame. Now, he recognized it as a platform to express his creativity and inspire others.

    Inspired by their unexpected success, Ricky and Danny decided to continue making films together, with the newfound realization of why they loved cinema.

    Ricky found his voice, not among the glitz of Hollywood, but in the laughter, camaraderie, and love he saw in making "The Golden Flush."

    Danny, who once struggled to see anything but a paycheck in scriptwriting, had rediscovered his love for storytelling during the process.

    Time moved on, the friends grew and honed their craft. Their passion for cinema blossomed, mirroring the warmth that "The Golden Flush" had unexpectedly brought them.

    Their next venture was no toilet paper odyssey. It was a heartfelt narrative, straight from their experiences. The film industry was waiting to see what they had in store.

    Deep down, Ricky and Danny knew their journey was just beginning. They had found their purpose and were ready to introduce their unique vision to the world of cinema.

    Ricky didn't take the conventional path to recognition. He learned a valuable lesson from "The Golden Flush" that stuck with him—Don't fear being original.

    Danny and Ricky continued making films, each one a testament to their friendship, their passion, and their unique vision. They were stinkers no more, but artists, ready to make their mark.