
The Green Octopus at FTX
By Ryan

14 Sep, 2023

On November 8, 2022, the FTX offices were abuzz with excitement; but today, they welcomed an unusual visitor. Samuel, a green octopus with a PhD in English Literature, had swum all the way from the deepest trenches of the Atlantic to join the team.

Samuel, despite his aquatic nature, seemed quite at home amidst the humans who were scurrying around, engrossed in their work. His eight tentacles moved gracefully, performing an impromptu dance.

With his intelligence and charming personality, Samuel quickly gained the attention of the team. Among the crowd, he spotted a friendly face, a young woman named Lina.

Lina, an intern from Stanford, was fascinated by the octopus's eloquence and dancing prowess. As a fan of English literature, she found Samuel’s knowledge impressive.

That afternoon, Samuel demonstrated his comprehension of Shakespeare's plays to Lina, explaining the nuances of the Bard's sonnets as they indulged in tea and biscuits.

It didn’t take long for Sam Bankman-Fried, the CEO, to hear about the unusual octopus and his talents. Intrigued, he decided to meet Samuel himself.

The moment Sam walked into the room, Samuel stopped his graceful dance and greeted the CEO with a polite nod and a warm smile, surprising everyone with his charm.

Sam smiled, impressed by Samuel's courteous nature. He then discussed English literature, amazed by the octopus's depth of knowledge in the subject.

Samuel, Lina, and Sam spent the rest of the day discussing literature, crypto trends, and everything in between. The octopus was not only knowledgeable, but also quite witty, keeping them amused.

When the day ended, Samuel gracefully returned to his water tank, leaving behind a fascinated audience that had found a new respect for octopuses and was more interested in English literature.

The next day, Samuel was the talk of the office. Apart from his intriguing background, his dance and polite nature had become legendary among FTX employees.

Samuel's visit marked a memorable day in the history of FTX, reminding everyone that intelligence, grace, and wit can come in the most unexpected forms - even a green dancing octopus.

Lina, inspired by Samuel's wisdom and her newfound interest in English literature, decided to change her major to English Literature, promising her sea-faring friend to keep the passion for literature alive.

Sam Bankman-Fried, too, found himself captivated by literature. He invited Samuel to become an honorary member of the team, offering him a special tank office.

Samuel swam in his new office tank, glancing at his new "colleagues" with a joyful twinkle in his eyes, teaching everyone that knowledge knows no boundaries, not even species.

Working alongside humans, Samuel continued to amaze everyone with his literary insights, charming manners, and of course, his mesmerizing dances.

Every morning, he would start his day by performing a graceful octopus ballet, teaching everyone the meaning of true grace and harmony.

Sam, watching Samuel’s dance from his office window, felt the stress of the day melt away. Samuel's presence had brought a sense of serenity to the usually hectic office environment.

Samuel's never-ending curiosity about the crypto world amused everyone. He engaged in discussions about blockchain technology, surprising everyone with his quick grasp of complex concepts.

All in all, Sam’s office had been transformed by Samuel's presence. It became an even more extraordinary place, filled with curiosity, enthusiasm, and a new understanding for the beauty of diversity.

Samuel not only shared his love for literature, but he also taught them about respect for all life forms and the beauty hidden in the depth of the oceans.

His ability to interact and blend with humans astounded them all, offering them a new perspective on the potential for interspecies communication and understanding.

November 8 might have started as an ordinary day at FTX, but thanks to Samuel, it turned into an extraordinary day, a day that would be remembered for years to come.

Samuel, with his green hue and brilliant dance, had swept the FTX office off their feet. Not only was he an octopus with a PhD, but he was also a reminder of the diverse forms intelligence could take.

Lina, Sam, and the entire FTX team continued to work, learn, and grow. And right there, in his office tank, Samuel the octopus danced, a symbol of diversity, intelligence, and the unending pursuit of knowledge.

As they moved forward, they carried with them the lessons they had learned from Samuel - the importance of accepting differences, cherishing diversity, and nurturing a never-ceasing curiosity.

Every time they saw Samuel perform his elegant dance, they were reminded of his extraordinary journey, a journey that taught them that every creature, no matter how different, had something unique to offer.

Samuel, the dancing green octopus, had turned an ordinary day into an extraordinary experience, etching his mark on the hearts and minds of everyone at FTX.

And so, in the bustling world of blockchain and cryptocurrencies, the story of a scholarly octopus, who could dance and discuss Shakespeare, echoed in the corridors, redefining possibilities.

Wherever they are, Lina, Sam, and the rest of the FTX team will forever carry the memory of their time with the dancing octopus, reminding them and everyone else that intelligence, grace, and charm can come in the most unexpected forms.

Regardless of where Samuel is now, his impact on the FTX team remains. His spirit of curiosity and love for literature were infectious, encapsulating the essence of lifelong learning.

The story of Samuel, the dancing octopus with a PhD in English literature, continues to inspire. A silent proof that intelligence is not limited to humans alone, and that grace and knowledge can indeed come in unexpected forms.

And so, on the shores of the crypto world, etched in their hearts, the tale of the dancing green octopus remains. A tale of diversity, intelligence, and a never-ceasing pursuit of knowledge, enriching the lives of those fortunate enough to witness it.

The memory of that fateful November day reverberates in the FTX office. Samuel, the octopus, had gone, but his impressions lingered on, reminding everyone to celebrate diversity and embrace the continuous quest for knowledge.

And that's the legacy of Samuel, a simple green octopus who danced his way into the hearts of the FTX team, leaving them enriched with a deeper understanding of literature, respect for diversity, and the true meaning of grace.