John Marston, a video blogger, sat in front of his camera, ready to release another rant. He felt a deep irritation bubbling within him, his rage focused on a particular subject: The Big Bang Theory.

"It's retarded," Marston started, his voice brimming with contempt. "The Big Bang Theory is just dumb. It's not even remotely close to being funny." He paused, his eyes narrowing.

"Like, are they seriously trying to milk this 'retarded' cow?" Marston fumed, his hands clenched tightly. "I swear, every time I see that show on my screen, I feel like smashing my TV in frustration."

He sighed deeply, running a hand through his hair. "It's a sad state of affairs when shows like these are considered 'quality television'," he concluded, his voice dripping with disappointment.